eat my shorts.

happiest:

does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day

(via failedsuicideclub)

nitrqin:

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

(via excusemeh)

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via thebirdfriend)

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

(via starsatnighttime)

jerkidiot:

potential break up song by aly and aj is the realest shit ever put out god damn

(via leodcaprio)

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

(via forever-fornicating)

vogue-hearts:

when people ask what I see in you, I just smile and look away because I’m afraid if they knew they’d fall in love with you too.

(via forever-fornicating)

magwyn:

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

(Source: slimewytch, via thebirdfriend)